Birth Certificates, Emails, and Now Drug Tests - Trump Evolves

He has found another shiny object, and the cultists are hypnotized.

In the early 2000s, I worked as the creative director for a company affiliated with Ogilvy PR and Communications. Our agency was a leading one on the market, so we were like a conveyor belt. Twenty projects a week were added to my calendar, and I was the creative lead on all of them. One afternoon in Moscow, I was heading into my fourth pitch. I was mentally exhausted, and a nasty crankiness replaced me — I was shocking myself. So, I juiced.

Sitting in a coffee shop before the meeting, I was so toxic, angry, and whiny that it would have been impossible to take me to the meeting with the Braun razors branding team. The account manager got up and ordered me a smoothie made of ice, water, blueberries, raspberries, and blackberries — no added sugar. From the first sip, the fog dissipated, and I was a new, creative being. We went to the meeting, and I knocked the ball out of the park. To this day, berries revive me like little else can when I am feeling sapped of energy. Perhaps this is what Donald Trump means when I say that Joe Biden will be juicing before the debate.

I feel foolish, though. Donald Trump is a f****** dope whose insanely ridiculous comment that President Biden will be injected with drugs to turn him into a better debater this week is something that normal, non-cultists shouldn’t waste their time on. And yet, here I am, as if he commanded me to do so, writing an article about this inane topic. The thing is, though, this is the game they play. They are not intelligent people, and I am sorry to the readers who tell me that it is better to attract flies with honey; there is no way to penetrate those dense skulls. 

Trump is so cognizant that he is barely aware that he knows Joe Biden will beat him at the debate. Like his cultists, Trump is not able to force his brain to retain new information. The troughs and alleys burned into his brain by lunacy are so deep that any new fact contrary to what is already believed gets shoved aside and set off to float endlessly. Trump can’t learn what he doesn’t already believe, and 98 percent of what he believes is flawed and ignorant. New information and details roll off him like water off a duck’s back. All things being equal, Trump’s trumpiness at the debate will show Joe Biden to be the only viable option for the presidency. 

But the shiny, underwater object has yet again caught the eye of the schools of dummy fish. Trump, in the way the loudmouth kids did in the park when growing up, is making stupid comments like, “Maybe I will throw the debate. After all, CNN is fake news, so maybe it would be more fun to ruin their big ratings bonanza.” 

As we know from past antics, the more bluster from Trump, the more nervous he is. Remember when Trump forced President Obama to show his birth certificate? Trump just made that shit up and let it fly, and before you know it, the president of the United States is accommodating your request. Obama should have stood before the world and told Trump to kiss his ass, but liberals — and I am one of them — tend to be too nervous about being mouthy and tough. Trust me, I am not nervous about this. Now, the birth certificate has become the drug test as Trump calls for tests to be shown to the public.

Birth certificate. Emails. Drug tests.

In another attempt by the Trump clan to explain away Trump’s ignorance and unfitness for the presidency, they are everywhere claiming that the debate moderators hate Trump, so they will purposely make him look bad. This is a tried and true strategy from Trump, remember? Similar to Russia and its incessant whining as a nation, Trump too claims that everyone is against him — woe is Trump. 

MAGidiots will claim Biden’s imminent victory at the debate was part of the fix against Trump. MAGidiots are the people in our country who love to get trophies for participation and not merit. The MAGidiots and die-hard Trumpists will never be swayed. 

There is a segment of our country — roughly 10 to 20 percent — that we need to accept Biden’s stellar performance as the reason he should be president. Let’s hope these people can see through Trump’s latest chapter of horseshit, and we can start to see some post-debate movement toward Biden. 

Vote Blue, people, and spread the word!