Elon Musk Should Be Declared Persona Non-Grata
He wasn't born here, and his citizenship is a privilege he doesn't cherish.
Before I get into the meat and potatoes here, let me say this: Doesn’t he look like a clown — and a dopey clown at that? In the vein of my Oktoberfest buddies, we would have labeled him simply “a douche.” What a douche? Do you agree with me or what? I mean, look at him up and jumping up and down like he is stricken with Beatlemania.
Elon Musk, I don’t care if you are the wealthiest man in the world; you’re a loser and a piece of s*** who doesn’t deserve the right to bear an American passport. Take your American-hating, racist blockhead back to South Africa. It’s a genuine double standard that good, hard-working immigrants are being blamed for all of the nation’s problems, but Elon Musk, because he is white and wealthy, is forgiven for abusing his privileged position. Why do the Justice Department and the INS sit back and let him not just plot the downfall of our nation but advocate against our democracy?
Elon Musk appeared at Trump’s Butler rally yesterday. He raced onto the stage like an unloved child trying to impress the parent who loves him the least — “Daddy, look at me, look, I ‘m your big boy.” Trump “grinch-smirked” loving that the wealthiest man in the world was doing splits and handstands like a lost Dallas cheerleader.
Musk’s America PAC was founded not just to support Donald Trump but to propagandize and lie against Democrats and divert attention away from Trump’s fascist inclinations.
“President Trump must win to preserve the Constitution,” Mr. Musk said, after bounding to the mic with his hands in the air. “He must win to preserve democracy in America.”
When you have stopped laughing at the notion that Trump seeks to protect the Constitution and preserve democracy in America, let me know. (Soft music plays now while you giggle.)
Spoiler alert: Swallow your coffee or beer before reading on; otherwise, you will spray your screen. Musk continued:
“The other side wants to take away your freedom of speech,” Mr. Musk said at the rally. “They want to take away your right to bear arms. They want to take away your right to vote, effectively (Musk Leaps to Trump’s Side).”
Remarkable, right? It reminds me of an episode of Lost-in-Space-meets-The Twilight Zone.”
The Michigan secretary of state has decided to open an investigation into the PAC for potential data violations by users of its website. Musk has committed $45 million to get Trump elected, but there have to be violations being committed due to his misuse of Twitter. Musk has 200 million followers and given how off-the-deep-end he has become, most are Trumpists and anti-immigration nuts from all over the world. Musk has been aggressively using Twitter — I refuse to call it X — to spread conspiracies about the Helene cleanup underway in Georgia and North Carolina.
Musk, Trump, and many MAGidiots view that tragedy in places like North Carolina and Georgia the way Nazi supporters viewed the recently-emptied apartments of German Jews who had been sent to the camps during the night. When opportunity knocks, you answer the door, which is how the Germans viewed cities throughout the country when prime real estate and flourishing businesses were suddenly left vacant. Trump and Musk see the chaos created in the hurricane disaster area as the perfect storm for both spreading lies and cultivating more chaos at the expense of millions of suffering Americans.
Elon Musk should be arrested on sight because his so-called efforts to help are not genuine, and he’s merely distracting the real cleanup and rescue effort from going forward. If it’s not Trump’s motorcades plowing through barely passable streets preventing people from being helped, it’s Musk’s tweets.
Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg immediately clapped back Musk and had this to say:
“No one is shutting down the airspace and FAA doesn’t block legitimate rescue and recovery flights,” wrote Buttigieg. “If you’re encountering a problem give me a call (Buttigieg Claps Back at Musk).”
Being the lying coward that Musk is, he, of course, didn’t call. Ideally, if he does call, Buttigieg would tape it and then release that taped conversation to the world to see how real men talk to fascist losers.
Join me in demanding from the INS that Elon Musk lose his privilege to be called an American. He had it, and he lost it, and now it’s time to go. In the meantime, his so-called 1st Amendment right to bitch and moan should be suspended because the last time I checked, you aren’t free to shout fire in a crowded theater.
F*** you, Elon Musk. You are a punk, as Robert DeNiro says, and you need to “get the hell outta here,” as your buddy Trump says.
Ditto