Fresh Off of His Visit With Putin, Hungary's Prime Minister Orban Goes to Mar-a-Lago
'Diaper, Vlad says hang in there, big guy, we got your back.'
Lifting my leg enough to elevate my backside onto the bar stool, I settle into a pose my body both knows well and considers to be one of its more pleasure-inducing ones. For the next few hours, I will be in this position until the fullness of my bladder makes it less comfortable and sends me awkwardly scampering to the bathroom.
A fresh beer arrives at the perfect distance from me, permitting my elbow to serve as the fulcrum, and I lift the load effortlessly toward my face. A large, revitalizing sip of cold beer enters me, washing away all the doubt I may have had about what I hear often these days.
It’s a little-known fact that Donald J. Trump wears adult diapers.
Hat-tip to our universal bar know-it-all Cliff Claven.
Victor Orban, the fascist prime minister of Hungary, recently traveled to Moscow, flashing the middle finger to the rest of Europe, and met with Russia’s war-criminal president, Vladimir Putin. Orban most likely reconfirmed his love for Putin and his commitment to doing everything he could to break Europe’s resolve in its support for Ukraine.
Something few of us probably imagined possible was that Orban would act as a homing pigeon between Russia and the felonious ex-president, currently the front-runner in the 2024 presidential election.
Donald Trump met Viktor Orbán in Florida on Thursday night, just weeks after the Hungarian prime minister met Russia’s Vladimir Putin. His visit to Mar-a-Lago in Palm Beach is the latest in a number of meetings between the two men.
Mr Orbán has publicly endorsed Trump’s re-election bid and recently said there was a “very, very high chance” that President Joe Biden would lose the election.
In a tweet, Mr Orbán called the visit “peace mission 5.0”, adding:
“We discussed ways to make #peace. The good news of the day: he’s going to solve it (Orban Meets Donald Trump)!”
MAGidiots are undoubtedly very proud at the notion of such an “esteemed” statesman as Orban flying across the ocean to meet with the even “esteemedest” statesman, Trump.
“See, the world is already changing and paying respect to the greatness of Trump; they are flocking to Mar-a-Lago because they want to be close to the power. You don’t see anyone racing off to meet Biden.”
Orban left NATO’s 75th-anniversary celebrations early to travel to Florida to see Trump and probably pass on Putin’s message of support. America’s enemies undoubtedly look forward to a Trump victory. The chaos and anti-democratic promises of Trump will only serve to empower the world’s most brutal tyrants in Russia, China, North Korea, and other countries. It will also empower faux-democracies like India, Turkey, and Israel.
Orban might also have been sharing words of encouragement with Trump from President Xi in China. After he met with Putin, he flew off to Beijing to rub shoulders with the Chinese tyrant. In the course of a month, Viktor Orban met with Putin, Xi, and now Trump. This is a trio of morally empty monsters who shouldn’t be allowed within a hundred feet of a school in the United States. One is a war criminal who will be arrested if he leaves his country; the other is prevented from visiting more than half of the nations of the world because he is a 34-time felon; the last one is a murderous devil motivated by crushing anyone not accepting him as being above all other humans (Xi).
Orban and Hungary should not have been invited to the NATO celebrations. Orban’s visit to Trump should make him persona non grata in the United States. Donald Trump is threatening an anti-constitutional coup. It is time we stopped pretending this is a regular election and started treating his campaign as the invasion of a foreign enemy that it is. Watching as Orban, an ally of Putin and Xi, flies to Mar-a-Lago to plot against our country should not be permitted.
Vote Blue, down with MAGA.
There is no ther option but Vote Democrat.
Both are Old, One is Evil