Muppet #2, Former Russian President Dimovochka Medvedzhonok, Wants Zelensky's "Pee-pee" in a Jar
But other than that, his proposal for peace with Ukraine is serious.
Ladies and gentlemen, meet Muppet #2.
The jar above is urine, but it could just as well be what this teensy-weensy little man in the Gestapo-esque leather jacket drinks way too much of each evening (whiskey). His teensy-weensiest used to be a sane man and many in the West liked him. Then, political irrelevance bit him in the ass, and in Putin’s totalitarian Russia, irrelevance is a like a kiss of death. To remake himself, the little guy went bananas.
In case you are not a fluent English speaker, “going bananas” means he went “loco.”
So, let’s suppose you have been following Russia’s war of genocide against Ukraine. In that case, you probably know how deeply off the rails (yes, mixed metaphors here, “pool” and “railroad track” — I can’t decide how I want to convey his lunacy) Dimovochka went. I won’t need to rehash the last two years of his drunk texting. Let’s move on to his latest binge, which resulted in a “peace proposal” that, in all seriousness, makes the rantings of Hitler seem quaintly genteel.
Dmitry Medvedev, president of Russia from 2008 to 2012, made the following peace proposal the other day.
Ukraine should surrender all of its territory to Moscow and admit that its aggression against Russia was motivated by “Nazi elements.” Ukraine, as a free and independent state, will cease to exist and become part of Russia — where it historically and rightly belongs. Ukraine will admit that it was guilty of all of the pain and suffering the Ukrainian people have suffered over the past two years because it refused in February 2022 to surrender to Moscow. Ukraine will be obligated to pay reparations to Moscow for all of the damage it inflicted on Moscow’s peacekeeping troops, and it will also pay reparations to the families who lost loved ones in Ukraine.
Finally, Medvedev wants Volodymyr Zelensky to remove his “peepee” — his “thing,” you know — and put it in a jar of formaldehyde and hand deliver it to Russia’s Czar Vladimir.
By issuing such a “serious” proposal for peace, Medvedev guarantees himself at least another six or eight months of life in Putin’s unforgiving totalitarian Russia.
A former colleague living in Russia — and still in love with Putin (she is in her 30s) — enlightened me yesterday: All of what is happening is good. The world was too much under American control, and now Russia has regained respect in a “multipolar world.”
Yep, especially when it puts out proposals for peace such as these.