Putin Whispers His Intention to Remain Russia's Dictator
In a bizarre video, he pushes a widow away from his side and struggles to say he will run again in 2024
It was the standard prop for Russia’s blood-thirsty dictator. While awarding the traitorous Eastern Ukrainians from Donetsk awards, the most senior ass-kisser of the bunch, on cue, moved toward Putin as he completed delusional speech #1,987,453.
It almost reminded me of a square dance, the way the attendees emerged from four corners closed in on Russia’s czar. One of the first to make it to his side was a Ukrainian widow with a look on her face that pretty much translated into, “Why the f*** am I here?” Neither was she happy to be there, nor was Putin thrilled to be reminded that this woman who clearly didn’t give a shit about him was standing so close to him. A superstitious, angry elf, Putin understood both the imagery of that moment and the possibility that some of her sorrow could reactivate whatever disease the daily baths in virgin Yak blood keep in remission.
In the video, which you will see below, and in this screen-grab, you can see Puffy pushing her away — or someone off camera is yanking her away. It does seem that someone noticed that abrupt push, so not more than two seconds later, she was pushed again toward him.
As the cowardly man in the uniform struggled to slide his head up Putin’s tight ass — “You are my god, you are my hero, you are my savior, you are a man, and I love you, I love you, and I don’t care who knows it. Golly, I want to hold you while you soak in that Yak’s blood and massage your beautiful Hazelnut-shaped head.” — Putin stood and basked silently in the adoration.
This man, who, despite being a coward and a traitor to his homeland Ukraine, is one of those ass-kissers who, despite having no self-respect, I am sure happily and firmly tortures and kills anyone he considers an enemy to his cause of prostrating Ukraine before Russia. I have met these types over the years. He looks fit for his age, and I am sure those hands have wrapped around more than one neck in his quest to punish anyone doubting Putin’s divinity. Standing beside him is his wife, who is undoubtedly thinking, “You never say such sweet things to me, rabbit.”
Shithead finally ran out of superlatives and lies about how Putin has “liberated Donetsk from the fascists of Kyiv.” In conclusion, and in a way that millions of dummy pro-Putin Russians will adore, the “muzhik” — in Russian, this means “man’s man” (nu e muzhik!) — he “sincerely” asked Putin to remain “our president.”
Off-camera, I am sure some flashing light similar to the ones found on the top of police cars was switched to wake Putin up (“Czar Vladimir, when you see the shiny, red light, begin speaking about how you will run again for president, okay? We will let you have another Chupa-Chup (lollipop) when you finish.
Putin in a voice so low that when watching the video, you can hear someone’s stomach grumbling, struggled to hurdle very simple words. You can see him thinking about the words and then “bravely” letting them out of his rotten mouth. His eyes would then look at the shithead’s face to make sure the reaction to them was the desired one — “Oops, did I say the wrong thing again?”
The words “Ya budu ballotirovatsya (1:05 to 1:07)” mean “I will put my name on the ballot again” presented him with the most trouble. It was as if he was battling inside of himself, “Do I really want to do this again or should I just go back and pet my Yak?”
With the group around him fighting to hear what the czar was saying, when it finally reached their ears that he would run again, there was no reaction from anyone.
Mission accomplished. The Ukrainian traitor, who I am sure we will see again when his car blows up, nodded. By showing that Ukrainians were asking for the benevolent and heroic Putin to run again, the Kremlin once again “proves” to us all that Putin’s mission is blessed by the Taliban Russian Orthodox god above.
The video can be viewed here.