The Lava Lamp: Musings About the World We Share

Share this post

User's avatar
The Lava Lamp: Musings About the World We Share
Republican Dysfunction Paralyzes Congress and America…Again

Republican Dysfunction Paralyzes Congress and America…Again

Are we still a shining city on a hill?

B Kean's avatar
B Kean
Sep 23, 2023
∙ Paid

Share this post

User's avatar
The Lava Lamp: Musings About the World We Share
Republican Dysfunction Paralyzes Congress and America…Again
Share
Photo by tom coe on Unsplash

Lauren Boebert, one of the more insidious Republicans to be occupying a seat in the House of Representatives, couldn’t stay in her seat at a theater in Denver the other night.

With boobies hanging out, partly due to her date grabbing at them like a hungry puppy, and who, by the way, looked like he had slept in his ill-fitting suit jacket and wrinkled cords, the queen of the flea market offered up the inevitable, “Do you know who I am” as two ushers escorted her. Boebert then decided that, for posterity, she would let the world know — as if there was any doubt — her real IQ: Up went the middle finger.

Courtesy of USA Today

She’s a class act. She’s supposedly representing the interests of working-class Americans from her district. In the meantime, she is giving grief to those same Americans out on a Sunday night, as well as the low-paid employees of the theater. Boebert was seen on video vaping in the theater and waving off a pregnant woman who asked her not to do so; she was then seen “seat dancing,” which I am not sure why that was wrong. It was cute, but I would probably not have been so happy if I had been sitting behind her.

Thank you for reading The Lava Lamp: Musings About the World We Share . This post is public so feel free to share it.

Share

Boebert’s time will soon be up, and she’ll soon be back in her little village mocked by the locals. America will quickly forget her, but it is what she stands for that will remain like a stubborn ring around the bathtub. Most Republicans in Congress today are Lauren Boeberts in spirit, if not in

Keep reading with a 7-day free trial

Subscribe to The Lava Lamp: Musings About the World We Share to keep reading this post and get 7 days of free access to the full post archives.

Already a paid subscriber? Sign in
© 2025 B Kean
Privacy ∙ Terms ∙ Collection notice
Start writingGet the app
Substack is the home for great culture

Share