Trump Blames Women and Minorities for Tragic Plane Crash Over Potomac

After considering it, I agree that D.E.I. was responsible for this crash.

Courtesy of USA Today

Many who saw Trump’s presser after the tragic collision between an American Airlines plane and a Blackhawk helicopter labeled it “unhinged.” Come on, let’s be fair. It was utterly “hinged.” Anything less appalling, grotesque, and just wrong would be unhinged because it would mean that either a body-double was speaking for Trump or an AI robot.

Trump’s decision to hold a press conference about the aviation accident surely reawoke the PTSD in tens of millions of Americans and took us back to the absurdity of the nearly daily COVID press conferences of 2020. We thought it was over, but it’s just the beginning. Until he becomes incapacitated by dementia or dies, seeing Trump refocus the attention of another national tragedy accident onto himself by making such heartless, immature statements is something that will come to fill our days, weeks, and at least the next four years. Donald Trump, incapable of empathy and sympathy, believes that anything that draws the media’s attention from him — regardless of whether it was a tragedy like this or the death of another president — has been done by nefarious forces to draw attention from him. The event becomes his personal enemy, so he must act outrageously to “reconquer” the cameras and headlines.

In what was like a scene out of an action film, the helicopter and plane exploded in a fiery ball over the nation’s capital, shocking the world. Remember, this is America, which has, through osmosis, become great again, so such things are not supposed to happen. But, my dear fellow citizens, things like this regrettably do stand a chance of happening again, and with increased frequency, thanks to the actions of the fascists hellbent on dismantling our democracy.

Donald Trump, aware that his actions could be viewed as having destabilized the air safety for millions of Americans, went on the MAGA offensive at the press conference. It seems that Barack Obama and Joe Biden, because they were forever pushing for DEI hires in the government, weakened the nation’s air safety: too many women folk and “coloreds.”

Let’s start with the facts. Last week, on his second day in office, Donald Trump fired the head of the Transportation Security Administration (TSA); he fired the entire Aviation Security Advisory Committee; he froze hiring air traffic controllers. While we won’t know precisely what caused the collision in an air corridor notoriously crowded until the black boxes have been analyzed and a full investigation of the incident has been carried out, if we had to assign blame, then it would be easy as hell to point fingers at the new president of the United States and the chaos his administration of incompetent loyalists has created in just one week.

The thing is, and this is something that the whiney, mentally incapacitated cultists don’t understand, none of us patriots (those of us who voted for Kamala Harris) were seeking to affix blame for this accident. In the way that then-Speaker of the House Tip O’Neill didn’t blame Ronald Reagan in 1982, no one blamed Trump for the mess he had made of the country in a mere 10 days. Six months before the crash of Air Florida Flight 90, Reagan fired 11,000 striking air traffic controllers. In the blink of an eye, the busiest skies in the world were turned into a chaotic mess. And yet, Democrats then paid their respects to the dead. The nation mourned the tragedy.

While never admitting fault, Ronald Reagan walked back (ever so slightly) some of his “government is the enemy” rhetoric. A passer-by, seeing a woman from the plane struggling to stay afloat in the icy waters, jumped in and pulled her to safety. The man was Lenny Skutnik, a federal bureaucrat at the Office of Management and Budget. He was the enemy Reagan referred to in his first State of the Union address, but by the time of his second address, Skutnik was sitting next to Nancy Reagan and being hailed as a hero by the president. For all of the damage Reagan did to our country, he never misused the emotions of a tragedy to point blame on others to draw attention from his culpability.

I won’t dwell on the words Trump spoke about the plane crash. You probably already heard them. They were standard Trumpian fare, and most likely, not a single cultist found the words offensive. Most of those sick people probably shook their heads in agreement.

“Yep, the country is all effed up because incompetent DEI-hirees and gays are doing jobs they aren’t qualified to do. The damn Democrats don’t care about us, just making sure that men in dresses can use the women’s room and play in female sports.”

You might be wondering how I was privy to the thoughts of a dopey cultist. Am I a fly on the wall, you ask? Yes. But then again, we all are flies on the walls in the homes of the nation’s traitors. It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to know exactly the thoughts swirling around in the septic-tank minds of these losers.

The Trump-instilled chaos is an example of what happens when the government deviates from fulfilling its most basic duties and leaves our fate to chance. Donald Trump is right, D.E.I. (Donald’s. Extreme. Ignorance.) was responsible for this crash, and D.E.I. will cause a lot more bad shit in our country.

I agree with the cult and Trump. Let’s put an end to D.E.I. once and for all.