Trump Spends Another Sunday Night Working to MAGA

Six Flags' newest roller coaster: The Stream-of-Consciousness Presidency

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We are lucky to have such a president in the White House. He doesn’t sleep as much as mere mortals, and so he is always up, stalking the halls in his bathrobe, coming up with ways to make the country great again. Biden went to bed relatively early each evening, but not as early as George W. Bush. Those presidents were humble, weak mortals — W was also a dopey idiot. Not the Donald, though, folks. Let’s thank him for his latest efforts.

Here are some of the highlights from last night, in case you missed them.

Exhausted from discussing with advisors, experts, and everyday Americans how to best use the government’s resources to lift the neediest among us, Trump decided to express his dislike for a painting of himself hung in the Colorado Capitol in 2019.

“Nobody likes a bad picture or painting of themselves, but the one in Colorado, in the State Capitol, put up by the Governor, along with all other Presidents, was purposefully distorted to a level that even I, perhaps, have never seen before,” Trump raged.

“The artist also did President Obama, and he looks wonderful, but the one on me is truly the worst. She must have lost her talent as she got older.

In fact, they are actually angry about it! I am speaking on their behalf to the Radical Left Governor, Jared Polis, who is extremely weak on Crime, in particular with respect to Tren de Aragua, which practically took over Aurora (Don’t worry, we saved it!), to take it down,” Trump wrote in reference to the Venezuelan gang that terrorized a housing complex last year. (Trump Slams 2019 Portrait).”

With social security checks being delayed, inflation on the rise, and the price of eggs still sky-high, this is what the “greatest president” of the United States occupies himself with — well, I’m not being fair. He had other very serious matters on his mind.

It seems the “failing 60 Minutes” again displayed why it was so bad and a mere shadow of its former self. The news show was airing an interview with the mediocre actor George Clooney, who it seems bailed on Biden the moment the Obamas told him to; it seems they commanded him to back Kamala, who it turns out was unfairly helped by 60 Minutes when they let her add better answers when editing the interview with her last Fall. Trump had no proof of that, but he knew Fox let him edit his answers, so he projected that onto her.

In the face of all of these examples of mental illness and dementia, MAGA cultists will remind us that Trump has done more in 2 months than Biden did in four years. In many ways, they are right about the assessment. Trump has done more to weaken the foundation of democracy here and abroad than any foreign enemy has ever done — except, of course, Hitler. For all of Putin’s bluster, he is still just a regional cancer on the body of Europe with a limited shelf-life. Putin has done a lot to weaken the U.S., but nowhere near as much as Trump.

As Americans of all walks of life suffer in ways never before imagined, the cult will continue to support Trump blindly. And Trump will continue to spend his Sunday nights shaping the upcoming week’s narrative.

The “good times” are back again.