Winner of the 'First Dopey Trump Supporter to Be Pardoned in '25'
A cheerleader in Texas meets all of the Trumpist requirements for freedom from a committed crime.
I don’t know this young woman. The one to whom I refer is in the cheerleader outfit. She is, in many ways, the stereotypical Texan: She loves football, cheers at the games, and loves Jesus. I am willing to bet $1000 comes from a family where Fox News is on all day and Trump is regarded as a god.
Pretty and popular, Aubrey Vanlandingham had the world at her feet as she progressed through high school in a well-to-do suburb of Austin, Texas.
Not only was she a cheerleader, but she had also just been made president of the school’s Future Farmers of America.
And she was particularly proud of her pet goat, Lacey, which she paraded in animal shows across the state for cash prizes and certificates (Texas Cheerleader Charged with Animal Cruelty).
Aubrey was so proud of her prize goat that she couldn’t handle it when one of her classmates presented a goat that might be better. Aubrey did what any normal kid would do growing up in a state, community, and family where Donald Trump is considered a great person.
She is even said to have Googled how to clear her disturbing search history, after looking up ‘how much bleach kills a goat’, ‘if goats inject bleach do they die’ and ‘poisoning pets, what you should know’.
Officers also recovered sickening video of Willy running away from Aubrey and convulsing after she allegedly poisoned him, before sending the twisted footage to the mother of his freshman owner.
The callous mean girl has been charged with one felony of torturing an animal, which under Texas law means she could face up to two years in jail and a $10,000 fine (Texas Cheerleader Charged with Animal Cruelty).
When questioned by the police, Aubrey, showing no remorse for her abhorrent act, answered that she “hated cheaters.” Maybe I am reaching to link Aubrey and her viciousness with Donald Trump, but in MAGA-land the only thing the cultists have heard for the last four years is how “Democrats cheated” and so they should be “punished.”
Aubrey is the face of right-wing Christian nationalism and MAGA. If I am wrong, then someone please provide me the evidence, but I know — without having the proof — that her parents voted for Trump three times, refused to mask during COVID, watch only Fox and Newsmax, and probably think America is a failing nation. They are probably celebrating because prices will drop soon.
Aubrey is the poster child for Trump’s America, and her behavior is the symbolic silent canary in mine warning of low oxygen levels. As we head into 2025, a darkness confused for light awaits us.
She even looks like a young Sara Huckabee Sanders, the current governor of Arkansas.
Sanders recently passed a law that made librarians and bookstore owners criminally liable if children read books on her state’s “no-read” list. The courts have temporarily suspended this law, but she vows to fight it.
The MAGA/Christian/Trumpist right is angry, evil even, and they hate everyone and everything that disagrees with them. They can justify any crime. 2025 is going to be a bumper year for hate.
‘She admitted to poisoning him multiple times over several days. So, it’s a pretty rough situation.
‘We don’t believe there is any remorse there, we hope that she has to serve jail time and she gets some kind of mental help.
‘It’s all bizarre. We want justice served, we don’t want a slap on the wrist. We want to make sure that she is punished.
‘At this point we don’t feel like she thinks she’s going to be punished and she needs to be.
‘She needs to take ownership for what she’s done (Texas Cheerleader Charged with Animal Cruelty).’
Why would this young monster think she might be punished? She sees a president-elect who sexually abused women, steals, refuses to pay workers, hides state secrets in his bathroom, and always somehow gets off without ever paying for his crimes. This is what tells me that Aubrey is a Trump supporter. She feels that if she loves Trump, there can no crime for which they can arrest her.
How much do you want to bet Aubrey gets a presidential pardon?
What, you think Democrats don’t have their fair share of criminal lunatics? Or that they don’t pardon hardened criminals on their way out of the WH? And the link to Trump here is beyond tenuous. Well done.
She can’t get a presidential pardon because this is not a federal crime (may be wrong here, but I don’t think cruelty to animals is). Otherwise, splendid analysis. And I will not bet against you with regards to her family.